Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them)

I’ve always liked it when a Science fiction movie, book or film plays games with the evolution of language in the future. Bladerunner had Cityspeak a mix of Hungarian, French, Chinese, German, Korean and Japanese. Joss Whedon decided to go down a simpler route and had people swear in Mandarin, here is a list of Topless Robots top 15 Chinese Curses from Firefly with pronunciation. You can visit Topless Robot to read about when they appear.

15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat
????????? BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO

14) Cow Sucking
?? ? Shee-niou

13) A Baboon’s Asshole
????? ? FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
??????? ? Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo

11) Dog Fucking
??? ? Go tsao de

10) Panda Piss
??? ? Shiong mao niao

9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
?????? ? Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
????????????? ? Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze

7) Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
?????? ? Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se

6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock
???????? ? Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo

5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
?????? ? Gao yang jong duh goo yang

4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
???????????? ? Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung

3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
????????????? ? Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
????????? ? Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
????? ? Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN

Via Topless Robot

Author: Omar

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3 thoughts on “Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them)”

  1. For when they appear see the original Topless Robot story, as for the question marks, unfortunately in a database transition my I lost the ability to store uni-code characters, they were the Chinese characters for the curses, I know how to fix this issue but it requires me dumping my db changing a config parameter and reloading it which I’ve not had a chance to do also it won’t be retroactive. 🙁

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