Fukitol


I’ve seen this several times before but my Dad just emailed it to me and I thought I’d share it in case anyone hadn’t seen it. The website for Fukitol lists many details about this wonder drug such as the side effects:

New prescribers should be aware that during treatment 99.2% of patients experienced some combination of the following side affects:

Uncontrollable laughter, occasionally resulting in slightly wetted pants

Hallucinations with vivid colors and occasionally talking animals

Dramatic increases in attention from the opposite sex

Frequent spontaneous sexual arousal

Penis or Breast enlargement

Random Travel Hair re-growth

Artificial insemination

Weight Loss

Munchies

No patients stopped taking FUKITOL due to these side effects.

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  1. Efudix is a cream for reading Actinic Keratosis. I like the name, but am eternally grateful i don’t need to use it.

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