How To Draw Boobies! NSFW

This “guide” by (@meghanhetrick) Megan Hetrick was I assume created out of frustration of horny male artists not being able to draw actual normal breasts.

In her words:

SO. Being a woman who’s been “graced” (i use that loosely) with being generously endowed, one of my biggest peeves in the art world is that of improperly drawn boobies. Now i’m not knocking anyone’s knockers in particular, but if you’re trying to draw NATURAL boobies folks, pornos and nudie mags are NOT your best reference sources.

Again, that all goes out the door if that’s the look you’re trying for. But, this is for the folks who want the real thing.

For other references, here’s a good place to start: [link]

The rest of her art is mostly safe for work and pretty good, it looks like she’s leaving DA so here is her website.

Via Suicide Geeks

Fifty Shades of Chicken Book Trailer

Words fail me so I’m going to let this speak for it’s self…

A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play.

If Fifty Shades of Grey left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), satisfy your culinary kink with Fifty Shades of Chicken, a titillating collection of tied-and-true recipes bound to make every meal a turn-on:

Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Happy Ending Chicken

For more titillating content from Fifty Shades of Chicken, including free recipes, @50shadeschicken Twitter feed, and a playlist of “Music to Cluck to,” visit www.fiftyshadesofchicken.com.

Twister For Adults

 

 

You know how after a certain age whenever anyone suggests you play “Twister” somone makes a lewd remark dripping with innuendo?

The Karmasheetra takes all the subtlety out of the situation…

It’s available in bed sheet form on Amazon.co.uk, but there seem to be 2 entries for it, one at £19.45 and one for £29.98…

Via Incredible Things.