Category Archives: Animals

The Official “Fun vs. Effort” Graph of Pets

As someone who has had a number of the animals on this chart I can confirm that Dragons are very high effort but also have a very high fun value.

I can also confirm that tropical fish are a heck of a lot more hassle than you think they are going to be especially if you have discus…

Via CollegeHumor

Stegosaurus Tortoise Cosies

Remember that “guineapigosaurus” costume I posted a couple of years ago? No? Go check it out… Anyway I’m sure a lot of people with tortoises/turtles were really jealous that they couldn’t make their reptilian friends look just as adorable.

Well they need not be jealous any more! Etsy seller MossyTortoise sells patterns for you to knit stegosaurus tortoise cosies!

She also does shark and flower ones, but they aren’t as cool as stegosauruses!

PATTERN for shark fin cozy for tortoises

PATTERN for tortoise flower

Hat tip to the Frog Man

What’s That You Say? You Asked For A Duck And All You Got Was A Lousy Dog?

The quack “Invisible Muzzle” that’s right invisible will keep your dog from barking at and biting people no problem… It sells for 1600 yen and will make your dog look completely retarded…

Via Rakuten

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Cat Vampire

cat vampire

This is probably why you don’t hear too many stories of feline vampirism…

Cat vampire. Cashing on on the vampire craze. Possibly a little late, I think the kids these days are into, what, archery? Death sports? One Direction? Who knows. I’m not making a One Direction comic.

True fact: in its early stages, this comic was very different and entitled Snail Vampire, and was about a snail who is also a vampire. Both versions are terrible, but this one is worse. Enjoy.

Via Moonbeard