Stegosaurus Tortoise Cosies

Remember that “guineapigosaurus” costume I posted a couple of years ago? No? Go check it out… Anyway I’m sure a lot of people with tortoises/turtles were really jealous that they couldn’t make their reptilian friends look just as adorable.

Well they need not be jealous any more! Etsy seller MossyTortoise sells patterns for you to knit stegosaurus tortoise cosies!

She also does shark and flower ones, but they aren’t as cool as stegosauruses!

PATTERN for shark fin cozy for tortoises

PATTERN for tortoise flower

Hat tip to the Frog Man

Light-Up TARDIS Dress

Tardis Dress

This dress by Tumblr user Galifrey208 has been travelling the intertubes mostly unattributed or wrongly attributed to LoudBirdie who was chivalrous enough to point out that is wasn’t her work but Galifrey208.

On a side note LoudBirdie did have a pretty cool Dr. Ninja Costume shown below with Galifrey208

Amazing Tron Dress

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SDCC Tron Dress, a set by LJinto on Flickr.

This home made Tron inspired dress by LJinto on flickr is nothing short of inspiring.
Electro luminescent wire and tape put to good use I think…

Is Quorra a Disney princess?

TARDIS dress is bigger on the inside

TARDIS dress.

I was sent the above image by @james_a_craig but I’ve not had a chance to hunt down the source, luckilly for me Cory Doctorow from Boing Boing also found it so I haven’t had to hunt it down.

The girl modeling the dress has her own Facebook page as Tardis Princess and the photographer resposible is jere7my thor?rpe.

Here is another picture of it closed over:

TARDIS dress (door closed).

A Gigantic Totoro Sleeping Bag Bed

Totoro Bed

Words cannot describe how much I wish I had $280 to throw at E-Bay to buy one of these…. Looking at the photo’s on Laughing Squid there are several variants of this the one in the video on Laughing squid is a much smaller version with slightly rubbish looking feet and the one below seems to have stuffed feed and tummy things (What are those things meant to be on Totoro’s tummy?)

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If you are crazy enough to buy a Totoro sleeping bag/bed then you are probably crazy enough to want these Soot Sprite (Susuwatari) slippers too!

pixelated-poptart: “Soot sprite slippers? Yes please.”

I can’t find anywhere that seems to sell them but You can get them Can’t get them becuse they are sold out but PopAsia may stock them again at some point? for  €25.42 I have found an unboxing video of someone receiving a pair as a gift.

I’ve also found an odd Item on E-Bay, these Susuwatari leggings (also available in blue) allow you to dress up as a Soot Sprite…

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Sexy Burt and Ernie Halloween Costumes

Sexy Bert and Ernie
In the Grand scheme of things these costumes by Yandy are actually quite tame. I’m not sure I’d ever though of Bert or Ernie as being sexy, but to each their own… If Burt and Ernie aren’t your thing you can also dress up as a sexy Big Bird, Cookie Monster or Oscar the Grouch (Or the sexy Trash Monster… We wouldn’t want to get sued)among others…) Let me show you just how “Sexy” Oscar the Grouch can be…
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It’s the apple that really does it for me…
Via Laughing Squid

Vincent Van Gogh Self Portrait Costume

I might as well post this here as Halloween is coming up and I’ve not found any more Lichtenstein costumes to post yet.

The costume was spotted by Redditor beadmandingo while walking about the French Quarter of New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

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Alice In Wonderland Photo Shoot

Cheshire Cat

I was minding my own business when I stumbled across this amazing Alice in Wonderland photo shoot bKifir on Flickr, actually I found the Cheshire Cat above and looked for the rest. It’s really quite good, so I’ve shared a few of them here and you can see the rest on Flickr.
Queen of Justice
alice
bloody queen
From the darkness (Cheshire Cat)
mad as a hatter
Rabbit
spade
Tell Me What You Know, White Rabbit

He has also done among other things a Corpse bride photo shoot, which is also pretty good, here is a sample:

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Why is Steel-Punk Not a Thing?

I saw the piece above entitled Pauldrons and Arm Braces by deviant artist vofffka and wondered to my self why there wasn’t a subculture of people who dressed up like knights? The concept of chivalry and honor are quite big in some geek sub circles, George RR Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones series is hitting it off big time both in the bookstore and on the small screen and it involves wearing armour!

Why is this not a thing? I’m not talking about LARP (Live Action Role Play) style costumes, dressing up in full plate would make day to day tasks completely impractical, I’m talking about incorporating things that look like armor into everyday outfits, a little like this Hoodie by Etsy seller SOFworks which was so successful it got the poor guys shop shut down…

Grey Knight Armored Hoodie

We have Steam punk, that’s a thing that’s been a geek subculture for quite some time, arguably for some people it just involves wearing brown goth clothes and gluing on some gears, but it’s a vibrant subculture.

Likewise there is cyber punk, cyber goth, and hundreds of other subcultures consisting of people who want to for one reason or another dress like they come from another time period be it the past or the future, people even dress up as anthropomorphised animals and believe that that is their true form (Weirder still there are double furries who believe that they are animals dressed up as humans…)

Why don’t we have Steel Punk?

Like I said I’m not talking about people wearing full suits of armor, that’s impractical unless you are LARPing or Cosplaying.

So wondering about with swords is probably out of the question because you will probably get stopped by the police pretty sharpish, but accessorizing normal clothing with pauldrons, bracers, maybe a knitted medieval helm or a knitted chain mail jumper (There is a pattern for this here)?

Or knitted armor:

I have found a few projects scattered about the web The following are undergrad projects:

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Undergraduate Lydia Hanchette created this cuir bouille cincher,
pauldron, and vambrace entirely of hardened leather.

 

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Body armor and pauldron/vambrace rig by second year Adrienne Corral
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As above but worn

They are all leather and maybe steel would be a little but less practical, but I still find it strange that there aren’t more people wondering about with bits of armor accentuating their outfits.

As I said actual metal would be preferable, and it’s not like modern fashion designers haven’t tried this like these costumes by designer Naty Chabanenko which are supposed to be android like but lets face it look like stylized armour:

Or this design from Alexander McQueen’s 2007 collection which has a lot of armor inspired designs but this is really the only one that fits what I’d call steel punk:

Or even these armored jeans by Acne Jeans:

Acne armoured jeans Acne make armoured jeans, world wonders why

Or these plate high heels by Nigel carren? He does armor fashion!

Maybe not this plate bra though…

All I’m saying is it seems really weird to me that despite there being a niche for this subculture and there being people who would fit into that niche the subculture doesn’t exist.

And no wearing articulated claw rings does not count, that’s just lame…