Tag Archives: Babies

Baby Cult

This scares me, loads of people I went to school or in fact university with are married with kids, I go home once every couple of years and am surrounded by kids, I’m not talking babies actual walking talking children.

For some people once they become breeders they seem to go through a process of metamorphosis which strips them of the ability to converse about anything but their children. I’m not saying this happens to everyone, lots of people manage to maintain a really good balance between their own life and themselves, you can actually carry out a conversation with them that isn’t about their kids, others have no other topic of conversation.

Have they not watched any horror/action movies the person who incessantly talks about their kids is always the first to die!

Via Sleep Draw

Code Babies: Give your Kid The Skills They’ll need for the Future

The job market is cut throat, and every parent want to give their kid whatever edge they can to get ahead in it. What better way to do this than to start them off learning HTML and CSS before they can even talk? The above HTML for Babies and the below CSS for Babies are both available from Code Babies for just $8.99 they are also available at Amazon in the US but not in the UK :(

Via Code Babies

Books For Geeky Babies…

While I object to the use of the word “nerd” I love the concept of this Nerd Baby Colouring  in Book (Yes I spelt  ”colouring”  correctly). If/when I have kids they will be getting a copy of this book by Tiffan Yard it seems to me that there is a whole industry based on selling stuff like this to relatively geeky parents as a couple of days ago I spotted another book entitled Introductory Calculus For Infants by Omi M. Inouye which is available at ThinkGeek:

calculus

I reckon there is a huge market for this and I’m going to start work on “The Very Hungry Paramecium” and the ”Amoeba Who Was Wfraid Of The Dark” immediately…

Nerd Baby Coloring in book via Boing Boing Introductory Calculus For Infants via Laughing Squid.

More images from the colouring in book… Continue reading