Graphic Spoiler Alert Does TDKR

Do not read this if you have not seen the Dark Knight Rises.

It’s really funny, but it is essentially the whole plot of the film, it also has a minor spoiler for The Avengers, but nothing major.

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Game of Rogues

Movie T-Shirt - Game of Rogues - RIPT Apparel

This is today’s T-Shirt over on Ript Apparel, BatMan Sitting on a Throne made up of artefacts of his fallen foes. I’m not sure I like the tagline “Game of Rogues” but I guess it works. The original Image is by Ninja Ink.

 

USB Batsignal


You can apparently download the instructions for this USB Batsignal from Dad Can Do but you need to sign up for an account and I can’t be bothered doing that…

I’m a little skeptical of the quality of the finished product given how photo-shopped the example image looks:

bat logo shadow on wall

Why Spider-Man Needs the Hyphen

Comic about the fact that Spider-Man is spelled with a hyphen; you can remember it by pretending that the hyphen is his web!

This comic by Metro Kitty explains why Spider-Man needs a hyphen but Superman and Batman don’t. It does raise another issue. Are people actually afraid of bats? Batman is supposed to have chosen the bat because it’s something that strikes fear in the heart of men, I don’t think I know very many people that are afraid of bats, they are so cute:

How could you be afraid of that? Spiders on the other hand…

Scary Spider

I’m not afraid of spiders myself, sure some of them creep me out a little I’d I’d never hug a Black Widow, but they seem to elicit fear an awful lot more than bats do…

Harley Quinn Arkham City Costume

Harley Quinn Arkham City Costume
Do you want to dress as Haryl Quin from Batman Arkham Asylum but can’t be bothered to put together the costume yourself? Apparently Etsy user sqdesign can help you. She’ll make you a custom made costume but you’ll have to provide some of the bits. The Item doesn’t appear to be for sale on her Etsy shop I assume you contact her via Etsy and ask her to make you one as her shop say they are available all year round.

Via Etsy

Mashed Up Marvel/DC Heroes and Villains

It took some crazy Google-fu to find the source of these images by Deviant Art user ~nomorepalo.

The above image is a mash up of the Avengers and the Justice League:

PRESENTING: The Avenging League of America!

Starring: (left to right)

Speederman (flash/spiderman) – 22 years old Peter Pecker was bitten by a lightning charged super spider giving him the ability to do spider stuffs… quickly….

Iron Bat (Ironman/Batman) – Multimillionaire superhero by day and super gigolo at night (hence the name Iron Bat). Bruise Vain gets all the bad guys and all the ladies.

Asgardian Chick (Thor/Hawkgirl) – a valkyrie who was exiled from Asgard for being too slutty. She can do wonders with her “hammer-shaped mace”.

Captainman (Cap. America/Superman) – a super powered kryptonian who was injected with super soldier serum. Now he has the power of a super-powered kryptonian and a super-powered human.

She-Woman (She-Hulk/Wonder Woman) – an amazon princess who was exposed to gamma radiation giving her hulk-like appearance…

And below some Villainous Mashups, while I think the pairing are spot on for the heros I’m not sure about all the villains:

PRESENTING! The Super Enemies of America!

Starring: (left to right)

The Anonymous (Chameleon/Riddler) – A notorious internet terrorist, The Anonymous spams innocent people’s emails with irritating riddles.

50/50 (Venom/Two-Face) – 50% fag, 50% evil alien symbiote for a total of 100% irritation.

Uberweight (Kingpin/Bane) – A crime lord/luchador… he’s not special… He is very heavy though.

The Grin Goblin (Green Goblin/The Joker) – A mobster who fell in a vat of magic potion which gave him severe acne. To avoid being ridiculed by his peers, he wears an equally ugly mask of a goblin.

Dr. Octopussy (Dr. Octopus/Catwoman) – with 8 limbs and 9 lives, Dr. Octopussy is every man’s dream girl

I disagree with his opinion on Two Face and Venom I actually quite like those two characters…

via Mecha Rebekah