Responsible Adult’s Guide…

YES FIFTEEN PAIRS OF YOUR FINEST SHORT PANT MY GOOD MADAM

This was my attitude to most chores when I was a student… I used to live on top of a Woolworths and whenever I needed more cutlery I’d just go downstairs and buy some, I did the same when i started running out of socks.

I don’t live like that anymore, but mainly because I have a dishwasher…

Via Loldwell

This is how I’m going to get fit… Dumb-bell cutlery

 

I eat 3 times a day at least, I don’t work out 3 times a day, but I could! Knife and fork apparently each weigh in at 2 pounds and the spoon is a slightly meatier 4 pounds.

I don’t possibly see how getting these would not improve my life 100 fold, apart from them costing $160 for a set that is…

Via Incredible Things.