Wear You Bacon With Pride: Bacon and Eggs Gloves and Scarf

Bacon and Egg Fingerless MItts - Made to Order

This Bacon and Eggs Fingerless Gloves (Above) and Scarf (Below) are made to order by Twinkie Chan on Etsy, she also does a scarf in the form of a slice of Peperoni Pizza (below) which is beyond awesome!

Bacon and Egg Scarf - Made To Order

Pepperoni Pizza Scarf - Made To Order

Try not to dip this Slice of Lime Scarf in your gin and tonic at the end of a long day at the office…

Slice o' Lime Scarf - Made to Order

Mario The Real Story

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I know I’ve probably posted other interpretations of the Mario Story, but this amused me.

Via Man Eggs 

In other news and slightly related news I found out today that the person who voices Cortana in the Halo series is the same person that voices Princess Peach and Toad in the Mario games…

Really Bad Translation

I saw this ridiculously badly translated flyer for a butchers in Riyadh posted to twitter by mkhonji. I don’t think you need to be able to read the Arabic to see how funny it is. But it helps…

Replace Abdullah: Should be Abdullah’s Place but could be interpreted as in place of Abdullah.

Baladi Dick: Deek means rooster, Balady means local so this actually means locally sourced roosters or chicken.

Homers: This is pigeon I’m not sure what went wrong here.

Baladi Bathroom: Again Baladi means local, and bathroom is supposed to be pigeon. The difference between the word for “bathroom” and “pigeon” is inflection.

Bathroom French: You’ve probably guessed this is French pigeons

I’m not sure what “Saman” is?

My Eggs: Is locally sourced eggs but was probably misread as the eggs of my country which lead to this mistranslation.

All in all this is made of win!