Are You a Gamer and an Alcoholic?

Liquor Hip Flask Stainless Steel Gameboy Serie 1   6 oz (F-65)

This Game Boy hip flask is available on Etsy from suzidressroom for just $16.59, but hurry there is only one. on a side note I don’t recall the text “Game Boy” being written in Comic Sans…

Here are the details:

This is a brand new stainless steel flask, excellent for gifts (weddings, birthdays, anniversaries), holidays, hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, sporting events, bachelor parties and etc.

– Screw Cap with holder
– Made from Stainless Steel
– Lightweight and fit in your pocket
– Waterproof vinyl skin with UV resistance

This flask holds a full 6 oz and is perfect for you and your friends’ night on the town! Instead of buying several shots take our hip flasks along and the money you save after just 1 use will be more than enough to pay for your drinking flask!

Artwork is printed on a durable vinyl material and covered with multiple layers of crystal clear, does not easily tear, waterproof

 

Wear You Bacon With Pride: Bacon and Eggs Gloves and Scarf

Bacon and Egg Fingerless MItts - Made to Order

This Bacon and Eggs Fingerless Gloves (Above) and Scarf (Below) are made to order by Twinkie Chan on Etsy, she also does a scarf in the form of a slice of Peperoni Pizza (below) which is beyond awesome!

Bacon and Egg Scarf - Made To Order

Pepperoni Pizza Scarf - Made To Order

Try not to dip this Slice of Lime Scarf in your gin and tonic at the end of a long day at the office…

Slice o' Lime Scarf - Made to Order

Tardis Blueprints Leggings And Other Stuff

100% Whovian Tardis Blueprints Leggings american apparel S M L XL

These leggings with the blueprints for the Tardis would go rather well with this  Tardis Dress both are sold by GeekyU1 on Etsy.

100% Whovian Tardis Dress

They also sell this “R2D2 Inspired” dress. There you go that’s next Halloween sorted for you… Why does no one make this kind of thing for guys…

Arturito Dress ( R2-D2 Inspired )

The Cutest Coal Ornament

PREORDER - Coal Ornament

This Christmas Tree ornament is possibly one of the oddest gifts one could give somone. On the one hand you are essentially giving somone a lump of coal, which is a big Christmas no no,  on the other you are giving them one og the cutest things in the world!

They are available to pre-order from Steff Bomb on Etsy and cost just $15 (£9.70) + shipping.

PREORDER - Coal Ornament

Pixel Parachute Pants!

Want to boogie like it’s 1990? Well you can’t touch these parachute pants! I don’t know where I’m going with this… Dream Nation on Etsy sells these custom Eco-Friendly bamboo fibre/organic cotton “Hammer Pants”, they might actually be “Hareem Pants” I’m not sure not being a fashion journalist. There are also a variety of Pixelated Leggings like the ones below:

Or if you prefer a little more green there are these ones:

BAMBOO fiber/ organic cotton leggings. ECO friendly. GREEN pixels pattern. Women size sm

Via IT 8-Bit

Steampunk Teapot!

techno steampunk teapot sculpture

This Steampunk Teapot was created by Richard Symons a London based artist. It’s available on Etsy for just over £80! It’s also pretty cool…

Thanks to @WantonItalics for sharing it on Twitter.

Richard seems to spcialise in sticking stuff to things to make them look Steampunk, there are some pretty cool masks on his Etsy page…

Scale Mail For Potential Steel Punks

Slave bracelet, Tribal, elven chainmaille handflower, scalemail.  Larp, SCA, medieval, dungeons and dragons, bellydance, costume, sexy, bdsm

Never say that I abandon a cause right after starting on it… Eternalelfcreations over on Etsy might be the people to spark Steel Punk, or possibly Scale Punk or Elf Punk I can’t decide (It’s not even a real subculture and yet it now has sub cultures!) The hand covery thing above kind of fits what I was talking about a couple of days ago and it’s only $65 Canadian (I have no idea what that is in real money… Oh wait Etsy tells me it’s £42.66) If you want to cover more than your hands you could buy this scale mail bra  (It’s actually reserved for somone but I’m sure in exchange for money they’d make another) or the scale mail bikini below it? They seem to come in loads of colours.

Reserved, scale bra, belt, bikini top, chainmaille bra, chainmaille belt.

small chainmaille bikini, fantasy armor, scale, scalemail, bra, shirt, bellydance, tribal, Elven, ranger, fairy, warrior, dragon, costume

You could pretend it was dragon scale or something…

If that’s not your thing then how about this cool looking but functionally useless chain mail vest by daughtersofbastards?

Chainmaille breast plate/halter

It’s $500 Canadian which is apparently about £328. Knock yourselves out.