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Life Imitates Satire In US Elections


I was moaning about US politics and how rubbish their election system seems from the outside with people queuing for hours on in just to exercise their right to democracy that they are so proud of, and the breaking up of areas so that it’s actually difficult for certain minorities to vote (This is apparently called Gerrymandering), when @GladleyNet pointed out to me that Arizona had printed election material with the wrong date on it.

I thought she had the story wrong, as I remembered 8 years ago the outrage people exhibited when they had misinterpreted an article in the Onion about republicans urging minorities to vote on the wrong date, I even remember sharing the article with an American friend on Yahoo! Chat! (Wow that brings back memories) with the intention of getting a laugh out of it, she thought it was a serious article.

This time it seems that life is imitating art, there are actually election leaflets out there urging minorities to vote on the wrong day, whether this is intentional or not it unclear, it’s certainly a horrible thing to happen, it is only 50 cards of however many were handed out so it’s not likely to have much effect and the outrage at this story surfacing will probably make even more people vote.

 

Fukitol


I’ve seen this several times before but my Dad just emailed it to me and I thought I’d share it in case anyone hadn’t seen it. The website for Fukitol lists many details about this wonder drug such as the side effects:

New prescribers should be aware that during treatment 99.2% of patients experienced some combination of the following side affects:

Uncontrollable laughter, occasionally resulting in slightly wetted pants

Hallucinations with vivid colors and occasionally talking animals

Dramatic increases in attention from the opposite sex

Frequent spontaneous sexual arousal

Penis or Breast enlargement

Random Travel Hair re-growth

Artificial insemination

Weight Loss

Munchies

No patients stopped taking FUKITOL due to these side effects.

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I’m Not Sure How I Missed This Review of Color

I vaugely remember Color being launched a year ago I think I may have downloaded the Android version to my phone, thought it was shit and promptly deleted it. Today I saw this review of it from a year ago that made me chuckle. I know it’s out of date, but I liked it so much that I thought I’d share it just in case anyone else hadn’t seen it.

As far as I can tell Color is still shit, and it still has a lot of bad reviews, I popped over to their home page and the interface looks an aweful lot like Pinterest’s interface… Anyway Read this and laugh:

Via Minyanvile

Really Bad Translation

I saw this ridiculously badly translated flyer for a butchers in Riyadh posted to twitter by mkhonji. I don’t think you need to be able to read the Arabic to see how funny it is. But it helps…

Replace Abdullah: Should be Abdullah’s Place but could be interpreted as in place of Abdullah.

Baladi Dick: Deek means rooster, Balady means local so this actually means locally sourced roosters or chicken.

Homers: This is pigeon I’m not sure what went wrong here.

Baladi Bathroom: Again Baladi means local, and bathroom is supposed to be pigeon. The difference between the word for “bathroom” and “pigeon” is inflection.

Bathroom French: You’ve probably guessed this is French pigeons

I’m not sure what “Saman” is?

My Eggs: Is locally sourced eggs but was probably misread as the eggs of my country which lead to this mistranslation.

All in all this is made of win!

Who’s the robot that won’t cop out when there’s danger about?

I’m not even going to bother to comment on this it’s just too funny…

 

thefrogman: Who’s the carbon steel investigation robot that’s programmed with 5,000 sexual techniques guaranteed to please all the chicks? YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT. Who is the driod that would risk his vital circuitry for his compatible counterparts? CAN YOU DIG IT? Who’s the cybernetic feline that won’t malfunction when there’s danger all about? RIGHT ON. You see this cat Mechanical Shaft is a bad mother— I’M ONLY TALKING BOUT SHAFT. He’s got a complicated 128 bit encrypted operating system but no one understands him but his female cybernetic translation matrix. Oh god why am I laughing so much at this!?

thefrogman:

Who’s the carbon steel investigation robot that’s programmed with 5,000 sexual techniques guaranteed to please all the chicks?

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.

Who is the driod that would risk his vital circuitry for his compatible counterparts?

CAN YOU DIG IT?

Who’s the cybernetic feline that won’t malfunction when there’s danger all about?

RIGHT ON.

You see this cat Mechanical Shaft is a bad mother—

I’M ONLY TALKING BOUT SHAFT.

He’s got a complicated 128 bit encrypted operating system but no one understands him but his female cybernetic translation matrix.

 

via A Pocketful of Geek!