Pixel Parachute Pants!

Want to boogie like it’s 1990? Well you can’t touch these parachute pants! I don’t know where I’m going with this… Dream Nation on Etsy sells these custom Eco-Friendly bamboo fibre/organic cotton “Hammer Pants”, they might actually be “Hareem Pants” I’m not sure not being a fashion journalist. There are also a variety of Pixelated Leggings like the ones below:

Or if you prefer a little more green there are these ones:

BAMBOO fiber/ organic cotton leggings. ECO friendly. GREEN pixels pattern. Women size sm

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Star Trek Command Insignia Panties

Star Trek command insignia panties - UK size 10

Really… I know a lot of girls like Star Trek but seriously… The pants available on Etsy (From a UK based retailer in case you are interested) are um… interesting.

I’m really trying to stop myself from cracking jokes about getting into Picard’s pants…

The same shop sells a variety of geeky pants, including a pair of Periodic Table pants:

Periodic table panties - Made to order

Pants Win Prize!

Photographer Michael Dearden won the UK Master Photographer of the Year 2010 prize for the above photo of 38-year-old Angela Lancaster taking her pants off at her wedding. It’s a nice picture, and somehow manages to make her taking her pants off almost classy. The thing is when I showed Avarinne the picture she immediately exclaimed “I have those shoes! Great now everyone is going to have those shoes.”

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