Wear You Bacon With Pride: Bacon and Eggs Gloves and Scarf

Bacon and Egg Fingerless MItts - Made to Order

This Bacon and Eggs Fingerless Gloves (Above) and Scarf (Below) are made to order by Twinkie Chan on Etsy, she also does a scarf in the form of a slice of Peperoni Pizza (below) which is beyond awesome!

Bacon and Egg Scarf - Made To Order

Pepperoni Pizza Scarf - Made To Order

Try not to dip this Slice of Lime Scarf in your gin and tonic at the end of a long day at the office…

Slice o' Lime Scarf - Made to Order

Cheese Burger Earrings

Cheese Burger Earrings - Made to Order - DIY Handmade Crochet

So you have your Hamburger Dress and you are ready to hit the town, but you need accessories right? Well these Cheeseburger ear rings are made to Order by knottyfingers on etsy, and would be the perfect companion to your Hamburger Dress…

It’s worth looking at the rest of the items they have for sale which include a Human Centipede scarf… No I’m not going to link to it…

Oddly Zemanta thinks that this is a relevant image, which is fine as it’s someone wearing the afore mentions Hamburger dress:

audra the cheeseburger
audra the cheeseburger (Photo credit: lolololori)

Emission Spectra Scarves

Do you want to wear the emission spectrum of your favourite element around your neck? Of course you do!

You can buy a machine knitted scarf from Sternlab or if your favourite element is one of  the following you can make your own scarf:

Silicon [PDF]

Gold [PDF]

Manganese [PDF]

Mercury [PDF]

Iron [PDF]

Tungsten [PDF]

Uranium [PDF]

Molybdenum [paginated PDF | one long list PDF]

Lead [PDF]

The Pedobear Hoodie

I laughed my guts out when I saw this hoodie from Canada Cosplay, then I balked at the price… $175 Canadian! That’s mental! If you don’t know what Pedobear is then you can read about it on Wikipedia.

The shop also sells a Unicorn Hoodie:

And a Nyan Cat Scarf. I have to admit I kind of want the Nyan Cat scarf… It’s only $40 Canadian which is about £30 + P&P

Via Knuckles United

Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf! Want!

If anyone is looking for something to get me for Chirstmas then you need look no further! Make or buy me this and I will love you forever! It would go awesomely with the Goomba Hat which MissAmerica_ made for me.

Via EnemyAirship (Etsy).