Tentacle Attack Bookends

Solid metal bookends depicting a woman being fondled by a scary tentacled monster which has punched through a set of books.

Your’s for the the princely sum of $42.99 from Knob Creek Metal Arts.

 

Weird Shoes…

Scary-Beautiful

I’m a guy I only vaguely understand high heels, but these just look painful. Imagine being in a constant whatever-the-word-for-when-ballerinas-stand-on-their-tippie-toes-is all the time you wear these shoes… You probably wont fall over, at least not forward, but still that just looks uncomfortable.

They are by Amsterdam based designer  Leanie van der Vyver in collaboration with a Dutch shoe designer René van den Berg according to my source article, although I’m not sure they realise that Amsterdam is also in the Netherlands…

“The user must point their foot to insert into the shoe’s modified vamp which is inclined forward and tapers down to the toebox. ”
“Humans are playing God by physically and metaphorically perfecting themselves. Beauty is currently at an all time climax, allowing this project to explore what lies beyond perfection.
Scary Beautiful challenges current beauty ideals by inflicting an unexpected new beauty standard.”

I’ve said it one and I’ll say it again, that cannot be comfortable, which is my only criteria when buying new shoes. I mean honestly I can’t tell if that girl in the photo up top is trying to look sexy or take a dump… I’m guessing the former, but they have left it open to interpretation.

Via Like Cool

Psycho Text Conversation Acted Out

This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging… by vaughan-1

This is a Radio DJ from New Zealand acting out  a text message “Conversation” from this post on Buzz Feed post. The original conversation is scary enough, but it’s made funnier by the narration. I say conversation… It’s more like a monologue for most of it…

Most people have been in a situation where someone hasn’t immediately replied to a text after a date, but some people really need to learn to save the crazy for at least the 3rd date.