Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts

anti valentine 

The only thing I like about those sickeningly sweet sweet heart sweets that you get is that some of them are ridiculous, especially the ones that just say “txt” or “email” how is that supposed to be loving? They are disgustingly sentimental and they are essentially pure sugar.

I think someone should sneak into the factory they make them in and replace them with these:

Like you as a Friend, U Sound like UR Mother, Ur Not that Fat, OK 4 Your Age, Not Tonight etc… Awesome!

Via Glamour From The Assylum