These quite creepy Valentine’s Day cards were uploaded to Reddit by slddngwthtgrs. It’s a shame that the one about the restraining order seems to have an error in it, I quite want to know what the punch line is…
Not only is this a good idea but if someone asks you what you got your partner for Valentines day you could reply with “I gave her the beef” which I think is a euphemism and a half.
This was created by Antony Bowness of Quality Standard Beef and Lamb which is a butchers in Teweksbury in Gloucestershire:
I get asked every year what I’d like for Valentine’s Day and I never know what to suggest. Soppy cards aren’t really my thing and it got me thinking about what I could make for other men out there like me. I had a ‘Eureka’ moment one day when a customer came in with a bunch of flowers. I started playing around with the idea and realized it was actually quite easy to do! I mean if you can make a dress from meat, then why not a bunch of roses?
Valentines Day cards are notoriously soppy, this set if images envisions what they would be like if they were written by guys.
Via Cool Material
This Card is available on Etsy it reads: “Fezzes are red, TARDIS is blue, bowties are cool, and so are you.